How can we make Penny's life weirder?

I haven't mentioned this before, since I've been partially in denial, and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. One of our Friday night after work beer buddies posed this question. Aren't you curious? How do you make Penny's life weirder?

BY TAKING AWAY ONE OF MY PLANETS!!

My mnemonic device for the planets was this:
My (Mercury)
Very (Venus)
Eager (Earth)
Mother (Mars)
Just (Jupiter)
Served (Saturn)
Us (Uranus)
Nine (Neptune)
Pizzas (Pluto)

Now what is she going to serve? And what about all those models of the solar system? Textbooks? I know, I know, it's closer in size to the stuff in the Kuiper Belt...but then why was it made a planet to begin with? And what does this picture mean now?
(Houston Natural History Museum, 2 April 2006, from bottom around clockwise: Kat, Mike, Ben, and me.)