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Everybody Poops

Okay. I know you don't like to admit it, but I know you poop. You may even have pooping problems. Perhaps you share your more interesting stories with your mom, sister or other close friend, or maybe even with everyone. Welcome to Pooper's Anonymous.

Hi, my name is Penny, and I have problems pooping. Granted, I don't have pooping problems like some people, but for me things haven't been working properly since field camp crawled up my butt and died. (that's 5 months to you.)

I think people are always secretly looking for someone else to tell them a story about their horriblly embarassing poop-related story so they don't feel so bad about not being able to hold in a fart in the elevator, or about having to break it up with a plunger because it's too big to flush. My family was almost kind of proud of their poops. I felt like an underachiever at home because my bowel movements were no where near as spectacular as some people's. I remember hearing a joke about someone's Grandma yelling, "Come look at this before I flush it!!!" and thinking, wait, where have I heard that before?

So, the point of this entry is to link you to one of my favorite websites, ever. Where a beautiful blonde woman with a beautiful family talks about things like her poop. I thought beautiful people never pooped. You need to read this article. It will make you thankful that pooping isn't this bad for you.


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