I've been looking at house blurbs. They're fine for the most part, maybe a bit formulaic and flowery, but fine. It's always exaggerated and prosaic, and completely useless. There's always a phrase that confuses the hell out of me.
(Noun) conveys. (Noun) does not convey. Does not convey what, exactly? Fridge conveys...a sense of fullness? Coldness? Doom? Has anyone ever decided to buy a house based on what a fridge does or does not convey?